If you finally find the perfect nail clippers, after years of searching, HIDE THEM FROM YOUR KIDS!
Wash your hands for the length of time it takes to sing the Alphabet Song. Avoid pandemics!
WARNING: THIS MAY BE CONTROVERSIAL! Unroll your toilet paper from behind, nearer the wall. That way it's less likely to brush against your leg and spread germs.
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