If you finally find the perfect nail clippers, after years of searching, HIDE THEM FROM YOUR KIDS!
Wash your hands for the length of time it takes to sing the Alphabet Song. Avoid pandemics!
WARNING: THIS MAY BE CONTROVERSIAL! Unroll your toilet paper from behind, nearer the wall. That way it's less likely to brush against your leg and spread germs.
Please enter your own tips for modern hygiene here.
Re the hand washing: this tip is brought to us by the federal government disease control division - honest.
Posted by: Kathy Pape | 09/11/2009 at 10:40 PM
Adolescent boys should NOT use the product, Axe. Girls do NOT like it. It smells awful, and enough is enough! Those commercials with girls practically attacking guys who wear Axe are just acted. It’s not actually real.
Posted by: Madeline Pape | 09/12/2009 at 05:05 PM